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Alexander McQueen: A Lovely Legend

Posted by: avarainklein on: June 17, 2011

Alexander McQueen; some say crazy, some say magnificent. The well known British designer committed suicide after his mothers tragic death after battling cancer. Although he was very successful and it was quite odd, he was clinically depressed and suffered from anxiety. This amazing designer’s company was still carried on by Sarah Burton as creative designer and Gucci now owns this wonderful man’s designs. He was always a lover of the after life, his clothes were based on medieval and religious looks with gold, red, blue and yellow. He also was a licensed scuba diver so most of his clothes were inspired by the ocean. One of his most popular demands, “The Savage Beauty”, a dress he made soon before he died has the appearance of an oyster. The ivory silk chiffon and silk organza dress made an appearance at the Metropolitan Museum of the Arts. He was crazy, yes. But the all know amazing man made history, and for that, I thank him.

A special thanks to my publisher: Ariana Nicole at
ADDIE Rain Publishing Inc.

Extraordinary, Excellent Essentials

Posted by: avarainklein on: June 17, 2011

No matter where you live, no matter how cold or how hot, you never know when you will go one vacation, there are always a few things that your closet should have. And if you do not, we need to contact social services. Number one, a sweater. Wether it is a cable knit, or striped or your grandmothers flowered sweater, it is a basic essential you can pair with belts, jean vests, necklaces, leather vests, you name it, you can add it. The second thing would be a little, sexy black dress. Another thing you can almost where with anything, or anywhere. To a business meeting or a dinner date, it is easy to wear, sexy and slimming. Third, a bold pair of pumps. One color would be recommended so it is easy to wear, however; when you get a call from one of your men to go to a cocktail party, your set. Also, a trench or pea coat. They are great if you live it cold conditions and if you travel a lot. If you live in a place where it never drops below 80 degrees, you need a vacay to colorado. Essential number 5, trousers. Black, khaki, colored, they are great to pair with a blouse, pumps or even flats. Lastly, a pair of flexible tight pants. They are great for combat boots, gladiators, or even ballet flats. Pair with a trench, a blouse some necklaces and your on the road. These would be my own essentials, so they may not be yours however, they are great for fashionistas. -AK

A special thanks to my publisher: Ariana Nicole at
ADDIE Rain Publishing Inc.

Those 5 dreadful yet super useful words.

Posted by: avarainklein on: June 17, 2011

“But, Can we still be friends?”
“Let’s still be friends!”
“We can still hang out and be friends!”

I’m no relationship doctor, but the widely used breakup quote is a soft way to end a relationship; long term or short. To be quite honest, I don’t even know what to consider a “boyfriend.” I’m still waiting for the day when someone creates a book specifically for relationship terms so people can understand the meaning of “hooking up.” The way I see it, tango tangling in the sheets, some horizontal mamba and then your done. You see them occasionally, nothing formal and absolutely no labels. In a man’s eyes; hump and dump. It’s cruel and hurts most women but it’s simple and gives guys the freedom to explore different land, if you know what I mean. I think it is a great idea; If I get what I want and he gets what he wants, STD free and condom code, were good right? Maybe a little week to two week relationship which I prefer Shinanagins in the sheets. My point is, why do we always somehow get involved into a relationship? If you meet that guy, great. But I have the worst luck when it comes to guys. To me the term” let’s be friends” is just a way to not hurt their feelings. In other words, “yes, I’m breaking up with you and I would like to stay on speaking terms however, no. I would not like to be your friend.” But let’s be real, how many times have you used the excuse? It’s almost like calling in sick to work. 70% of the time your not legit however it works and hell no you don’t want to do it the hard way. I personally have used the get out of jail free pass once and yes he was a freak. So he bought it and I never have talked to him again. Problem solved right? But the thing is it’s not solved; especially if your the other person. This guy, never talked to me again and hates my guts too. I think the reason I used this lame excuse was because I wanted out and didnt know how to break the news, so I lightly cracked it. They say what goes around comes around, and I will probably get dumped by those 5 dreadful words as well.

A special thanks to my publisher:
Ariana Damavandi at
Ariana Nicole Rain Publishing

Living in my grave

Posted by: avarainklein on: June 15, 2011

The other day I was asked what I would like to do in life. I couldn’t even answer the question. I honestly have no idea! I don’t even know what to call home. Although I am young and “have my whole life ahead of me,” I would like to figure out what I want from life. Lately, I don’t even know who I am or where I belong; Is it creative Ava in New York or Sophisticated Ava in Los Angeles? There is no telling what I will be doing or where I will be tomorrow but wherever it is; get me the hell away from drama.

I would say men are pigs; but that would be an understatement.

Posted by: avarainklein on: May 28, 2011

Walking towards Nordstroms after happily spending $100 dollars in 10 minutes, I foul man in his mid 30s had started to follow my best friend and I. We had already been looking out for someone who wanted to rape us because truth me told; who wouldn’t? He was right behind us and we made a turn, then another and then another sharp turn only to find him still following. I made a face at him and he got the point and left. Or so I thought; as we were leaving dinner, our great stalker and pervert happened to be coming our way. Oh God, get the pepper spray. He then asks us, ” Hey, you girls want to drink?” First of all, I’m not at a legal age yet. So I couldn’t be able to and the fact that a disgusting, old man asked us this was nasty. Second, why the hell would we say yes? He obviously was wasted if he thought we would. This guy was a pig. What a low life; asking underage girls if they want to drink? No, this guy needed to die. I told myself if I saw him; Knee to groin. I mean, who the hell did he think he was? The courage, the balls of this man. I was disgusted beyond belief. And this has me wondering; Who the hell do guys think they are?

In her shoes, those crazy shoes

Posted by: avarainklein on: May 5, 2011

According to Time magazine, Lady Gaga is one of the top 100 most influential celeberties in the world, especially with her sense of style and crazy attitude. This number 2 Billboard singer happens the have such a outre fashion sense, she is willing to wear a dress, shoes and hat completly made of raw meat. It was bold and very couragous, but that takes some balls and I absolutly love the fact she doesn’t really care as long as she looks crazy. I think the word to describe her fashion sense is weird; from a dress made of bubbles to a red, lace dress that covers her whole face. The girl is crazy, yes, but the award winning, amazing singer can get away with it. Not to mention the fact that she has such an impact on fashion all around the world. Major companies are thinking, if the little blonde can do it, why can’t we? Without her, there wouldn’t be any meat covered dresses or 7 inch platforms, with no heels I might add. Without her and her corsets, where would we be?

-ava

Tacky tight or sexy stunning?

Posted by: avarainklein on: May 5, 2011

Recently, at the Met Gala, Beyonce and Jay-Z arrived to booing, most likely to beyonce’s ” tight, uncomfortable, even freaking (but this critic did not say freaking), stupid dress.” This apperance in the Emilio Pucci gown has caused such an uproar, there are two ways you can go. One, the dress was uncomfortable looking and if she needs help up the stairs, she doesn’t have my vote. Or, it is Beyonce. Were talking, a girl who even had to balls to wear such a stunning dress in the first place. Not to mention, with her body, and the hair style to perfectly compliment the gown, she f*cking rocked the dress, no matter what the media says. I am completely and 100% on the side supporting Beyonce and her couragous move. She wore the gorgous dress and rocked it. Yes, it was tight and very fitted. But the thing defined her curves and made her flawless. She rocked the dress and I say kudos to her, I loved it.

PS: I skipped studying for a test, doing an important homework assignment and reading a whole 3 chapters, to talk about my outragous anger towards the bastards bagging Beyonce and her booty.

Notice: My great Alliteration skills; I haven’t written an essay in weeks and I am going crazy.

-ava

Anna Wintor

Posted by: avarainklein on: May 4, 2011

“We wanted to be as careful as we could to signal that this magazine is aimed at a different market, … upscale feel.”
-Anna Wintor, American Vogue Editor

Pot calling the kettle black

Posted by: avarainklein on: May 3, 2011

 

Sometimes, I look at someone and think, “What the hell did you have for breakfast?” There are three kinds of people in the world, ones who know what there doing and know what they want. Ones who have no idea what they want in life and don’t know there ass from there face, and the ones who think they know what they want in life, when really they have no idea what an ass is. I happen to be none of these; I never thought I was “all that” but I could at least tell me ass from my face. Well, most of the time. But sometimes I look in the mirror and think, “Wow, you’re not THAT bad, right?” And other times I think, “You really shouldn’t be seen in public, just go to bed. Now.” You know how there is always someone who is weirder or lower than you? I can’t help but think that I am that person who looks horrible in what they’re wearing or is super weird. Even though I think this about other people , but what if it’s the pot calling the kettle black?

-ava

Boys are just bitches with balls.

Posted by: avarainklein on: May 3, 2011

How many times in your life have you expierenced a time where you want to kill someone? For me, everyday. A guy came up to me the other day and asked if I gave one of my guy friends a rim job, out of no where. One, I am not a slut nor do I do “kinky” stuff with gross “boys.” Two, I don’t even like butts. Three, I barely even know the kid who asked me. How incredibly rude, am I wrong? The thing is, no matter how strict their parents were, boys almost always have a perverted, rude, disgusting side to them and that is where they are different from women. Women express their humor just the same, but we are more aware of the situatuation. For instinse, you never see women looking directly at a guys “junk,” for lack of better word. And if they do, they are more discrete about it, or so called flirty. But sometimes, I just really want to yell “God, you are such a b!tch” or “Who the hell do you think you are?” Most women have more balls than men, whether they like it or not.-AK

A special thanks to my publisher: Ariana Nicole at
ADDIE Rain Publishing Inc.


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  • avarainklein: Hahaha Noo I'm kidding it's my best friend and she reviews my work .. Aha
  • Himadri Dimri: Yes, what you do come's back to you...life is a circle! Publishing and all? are you writing some book..
  • avarainklein: Yeah, haha im just trying stuff out, thanks though. i really don't mind it; it's better to hear it from a different point of view,

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